"Duct tape is like the force: it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together."
Isn't it interesting that nobody believes the official spokesman...
...but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's office. "Is it true," said the Priest, "that your firm does not charge members of the clergy?"
"I'm afraid you're misinformed," stated the lawyer, "People in your profession can look forward to a reward in the next world, but we lawyers have to take ours in this one."
